Whelp, I guess now I've seen everything. Although, I suppose it really was just a matter of time; I certainly didn't expect to see products like this anytime soon...

"Kaspersky Anti-Virus version 5.5 is designed to protect e-mail servers, file servers and workstations running on Linux, Free BSD and Open BSD operating systems, the security company said. The upgraded version features real-time scanning technology called Kavmonitor that aims to identify and quarantine suspicious objects."