This is hilarious. HOS has to be the next big thing in development... right? Always wondered how all those movie stars were able to do what they were doing... & so quickly, too...

"2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second.

3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building."