Dude, if they're doling out ray guns, I want one. Sign me up. I mean, how cool would it be to get your hands on the next generation of one of these bad boys &, oh, say, clandestinely cause your cube-mates to poop themselves? Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. You know they're going to come out with smaller versions in the future. I can see it now: the "ladies edition" which is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, & comes in designer colors & styles. Ouch, just don't point that thing at someone's eyes:

"But New Scientist magazine reported Wednesday that during tests carried out at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico, participants playing the part of rioters were told to remove glasses and contact lenses to protect their eyes."