Hehehee... it's amazing what a guy will do for £300,000, ain't it? I personally dunno that getting shocked in the jewels is worth all that much loot, but to each his own, I suppose. Especially not worth it for this guy anyway... Thanks to the Register for this gem.

"Danquah claimed he had been floored by the wrongly-wired iron, although later evidence suggested the alarm engineer had tampered with the iron so that it gave anyone who touched it an electric shock."