The other day, I was transferring my computer to another case, and as luck would have it, I found a sharp edge that probably nobody in the known world would have found but me. One trip to the ER and two stitches and a splint later (splint is to keep my thumb from bending and thus breaking out the stitches) -- I am officially awarding myself the GeekExtreme Kick in the Ass award.

Way to go, Genius!