Oh lord. Seriously. I mean... wow. I suppose they're angling on the number of Sims players out there? Are there actually all that many? Hold me, I'm scared.

"You know what's really popular? Tax season. It seems like every year, tax fever sweeps across the nation and people just can't get enough of doing their taxes. But you know, they've never made a movie about taxes. Do you know why? Because it would be eyeball murder."