The XYZ guys are set on GNOME, & want to spread the good word as to why. Kinda like desktop environment televangelists. What would televangelists on the internet be called? Webevangelists?

"Anyone with any sense knows that the only way to communicate text-based information effectively on the internet is through a list. As such, here are three reasons why GNOME is the logical choice for the majority of home Linux users."