Five thousand 1-900-number calls. Five thousand. Bringing you to a grand total of 45,000 minutes. Wow.

"In his defence, Vaccarelli told WABC-TV New York that it was 'outrageous' to imagine he'd made so many calls."

Over 600K laptops in a single airport?!? You've got to be kidding me. Seriously.

"Close to 10,278 laptops are reported lost every week at 36 of the largest U.S. airports, and 65% of those laptops are not reclaimed, the survey said. Around 2,000 laptops are recorded lost at the medium-sized airports, and 69% are not reclaimed."

People would go bonkers. That's my polite way of putting it, anyway. Bonkers.

"Sweden is on the verge of passing a far-reaching wiretapping program that would greatly expand the government's spying capabilities by permitting it to monitor all email and telephone traffic coming in and out of the country."

I can't really imagine when there's a good time to post a party on Facebook, unless maybe the party was being held somewhere public, like a bar. Not like, you know, an $8.7m Spanish villa...

"Rumours quickly circulated that her estranged parents 'did not mind the seven-bedroom house being trashed because they were getting divorced', and the rest is history."