Burglers are no doubt shaking with fear over this invention. We've seen Sony's Aibo provide creature comfort, but this Sanyo canine contraption supposedly will provide creature protection.

Faithful Banryu detects, what he is programming to think of as an intruder, and the recording of a dog running through a house is played in addition to an occasional bark, followed by more barking as Banryu reaches the nearest location in the house where the sound originated from. Using a locally secure wireless connection (assuming such a thing exists) Banryu connects to the ADT computers with a notification of a possible break in. The connection is kept live until the issue is resolved or a certain time period passes without any further intruders. That way if the little dragon stops responding because it is destroyed than ADT will know that they should send the authorities to drive by, and pretend like they care.

Funny look on Designtechnica.com at something that may or may not ever see the light of day.

Somethingawful.com has written a spoof article on the overclocking community.  It's quite halarious, heres a fave excerpt:

"Scientific studies at Harvard University have shown over and over again that people who simply use the common "Internet Explorer" webbrowser provided by Microsoft are clinically known as "stupid faggots."

Zing!

With all due apologies to the orignal author of The Night Before Christmas, I bring you "A Geek's Night Before Christmas."

I started this two weeks ago, and gave up on it...but today inspiration hit me, and it is complete. Please forgive me for murdering a classic.

To save the sanity of those not wanting to see a classic murdered, it can be found if you click "Read More" below.