How about good ol' Pi? Yes, 3.14etcetc... If it's on the interwebs, it has to be true, right?

"Mathematicians Pictures calls the early elections the 'Pimaries' and Green says the site's audience seems to be thirsting for relief from what he calls long-winded bombast from political candidates."

Hah. I didn't even know that "w00t" was actually an official word, let alone in the running for word of the year. What a world.

"Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster Inc. said 'w00t' -- typically spelled with two zeros -- reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and cell phone text-messaging."

Funny stuff. These guys obviously should have known what they were getting into, but all you other apartment-dwelling Rock Band aficionados: take heed.(Potentially NSFW link)

"-- while you can turn the volume down on fake guitars, how do you really regulate the volume of your voice when you're trying to hit the upper-stratosphere pitch of Claudio Sanchez? And how do you not drink until you throw the drum kit into the kitchen sink like a crazed reincarnation of Keith Moon? Obviously, it is unavoidable."